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A way for us Republicans can create lots of new jobs!

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Elmer Jessup
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« on: March 01, 2012, 09:11:17 pm »

Let's see if you all can get behind this. First, when a woman gets pregnant, her doctor reports it to a new government agency we Republicans will create called the Medical  Reporting Agency. The pregnancy will be logged into the system, then an electronic bracelet will be placed on that woman's ankle to track her movements for the next nine months. In addition, that woman will be assigned a "Republican Buddy" or "V+aginal Manager" to keep close tabs on her: go with her to her maternity appointments, follow after her in her car when she goes out on "errands" to make certain that there is no funny business going on, and even is present with her at the blessed moment of birth, to celebrate the baby's arrival with the family.

This plan also has the added advantage that it will also create millions of new jobs all over the country and will fix the economy in no time!

Republicans in 2012!  Not only will we fix the economy, will make America moral again, whether it wants to be or not!

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