Tips for Guys

[Brittany]

I'm going to start printing material I come across in this space that I think might be helpful for guys who are in relationships. Most of them are from Cosmo, but guys are the ones better off reading them:

Why She's Not in the Mood
BY JENNIFER BENJAMIN
 

You Pissed Her Off...at Some Point
So you were late for dinner last night; big deal. Trouble is, that screwup may stop you from getting some for the next week or so. "When a woman is angry, even over something minor, she has zero desire to be sexual with you," explains clinical sexologist Bob Berkowitz, PhD, coauthor of When Men Stop Having Sex and What Women Are Doing About It.

To get back in her good graces, "apologize for what upset her, even if you don't think you did much wrong," suggests Fulbright. "Then let her know that you want to make it up to her — in the bedroom, if she'll let you."

Your Hygiene Is Slipping
She loves you just the way you are, so she adores you even with three-day-old stubble and in gym shorts, right? Wrong! No amount of amour can make up for smelling nasty. "You'll see more action if you seem clean and make some effort to look presentable," says Fulbright. Not only will you be that much more attractive, but she'll appreciate that you cared about being at your best for her. So shave, shower (with soap, hotshot!), brush your teeth... You get the idea.

She's Not Feeling Sexy
On a fat day, the last thing she wants to do is get bare. Sure, you think she looks smokin', but she may feel like a sumo wrestler. "If she's been complaining a lot recently about her appearance, take a hint that she needs an ego boost," says Berkowitz. Let her know she looks good by saying something like "Your body is so hot. Can I please see you naked?" Hint: It's the please that will seal the deal.

http://magazines.ivillage.com/cosmopolitan/connect/cosmoguy/articles/0,12747,697925_707523,00.html

[Brittany]

Myth of the Month
Myth: Most women cry all the time

"Some women are really emotional, but most of my friends know how to keep it together. If something sad happens, I'll cry, but I'm not going to get all weepy watching Grey's Anatomy."
—Talia, 31

"I know women who work the tears to their advantage — like if they're fighting with a guy, they'll turn on the waterworks. But heads up, fellas: A lot of times, it's an act!"
—Hannah, 28

"I'm a driven person, and I try not to get too upset, especially at work. It's unprofessional and never beneficial. Sure, I have my moments, but they're few and far between."
—Sadie, 27

http://magazines.ivillage.com/cosmopolitan/connect/cosmoguy/articles/0,,697925_707523-2,00.html

[Volitzer]

I'm going to start printing material I come across in this space that I think might be helpful for guys who are in relationships. Most of them are from Cosmo, but guys are the ones better off reading them:

Why She's Not in the Mood
BY JENNIFER BENJAMIN
 
Your Hygiene Is Slipping
She loves you just the way you are, so she adores you even with three-day-old stubble and in gym shorts, right? Wrong! No amount of amour can make up for smelling nasty. "You'll see more action if you seem clean and make some effort to look presentable," says Fulbright. Not only will you be that much more attractive, but she'll appreciate that you cared about being at your best for her. So shave, shower (with soap, hotshot!), brush your teeth... You get the idea.

This great advice but in the ****-culture of New York State just the opposite is true.  When a guy stinks they women feel sorry for them and fall in love soon after.  Everything is just the opposite in the ****-culture, things like education, fitness, practicality, 29 dimensions of compatibility you know anything that the normal American woman would find appealing.

[rockessence]

Voli,

In the "****-culture" that I come from we love our cunts and want them well appreciated by the lucky one invited to the party.  So, when you come to the temple, have a soft beard or a clean shave....no one wants scratches and burns on tender flesh!  How would you like Mr. Happy rubbed with sandpaper or a scouring pad?

This is different from body odor, however.....no one can account for what will alert the olfactory sexual response in another.   Certainly, if a woman chooses a stinky man over a non smelling one, there may be other factors.  Is the "clean" man wearing some other odor that may be distasteful?  Is the "stinky" man merely saying the right words?  Is the "clean" man a dolt?

Too many other factors to merely start name-calling here.

[Volitzer]

Voli,

In the "****-culture"  meaning a **** okay...   gotcha !!! that I come from we love our cunts and want them well appreciated by the lucky one invited to the party.  So, when you come to the temple, have a soft beard or a clean shave....no one wants scratches and burns on tender flesh!  How would you like Mr. Happy rubbed with sandpaper or a scouring pad?

The culture I speak of is of "cuntras" not normal women.  Evil ego driven feministas hell bent on the destruction of society as it stands so that their will is the supreme law of the land.

This is different from body odor, however.....no one can account for what will alert the olfactory sexual response in another.   Certainly, if a woman chooses a stinky man over a non smelling one, there may be other factors.  Is the "clean" man wearing some other odor that may be distasteful?  Is the "stinky" man merely saying the right words?  Is the "clean" man a dolt?

I've seen it in high school where women will hang around the men's locker-room just to sniff the pheromones and get a "high".   The other is just a 'funk' from a lack of hygiene.     Disgusting.     

Too many other factors to merely start name-calling here.

I love to lean about women whenever possible but just as metro-sexuals and gays would make it dificult for women to understand men the same is true about cuntras.  No insult is intended for anyone here. 

Give the Anterior Cingulate Cortex the night off...