Republican Core Values

[Elmer Jessup]

Friends, since the thumpin' we took in the election, I notice some willy-nillys in our party suggesting we should become more moderate in order to broaden our appeal. That idea is a silly one and it plays right in the liberal hands. If anything, we need reaffim our commitment to our core beliefs so folks get where we're coming from! We should see the Republican Party as a select club where people are lucky to join, not a party that will accept just anyone's vote.

1. We are against gay marriage! I know that one has taken a hit with the Foley business and all those other gays we found out are in our party. My solution to this is to purge the party of the sodomites and God will reward us with wealth and power again.

2. The rich should not have to pay taxes! God made them rich for a reason, if that's the case, who are we to argue with His divine logic? The rich also create all the jobs in this country and are in charge of all our factories, let's be kinder to them.

3. Continue the ban on stem cell research! It will lead to human cloning, more abortions, and fetal farming!!! I know that there are some liberal ninny characters out there that believe it can make cures for things. This is all hype by scientists so they can get their greedy mitts on federal money! Even if it could make cures, God gave people their afflictions for a reason, who are we to argue with the will of God?

4. Global Warming does not exist! This is another one where liberals are just out to get money.Get this through your head, liberals, the Bible does not mention global warming! Therefore, it doesn't exist. Most likely, we are in the end times anyway, and won't have to worry about what happens 100 years from now, it's all in God's hands.

5. Abortion is murder!! I don't care what month a woman has one in, she should not be allowed to have one. The Attorney General should go through all the past records of women who have had abortions and prosecute them for murder!! Just like they want to do in Kansas. We must always protect the lives of the unborn!!

6. A woman's place is in the home! Part of the problem we have in this country right now is that women have exerted too much influence on our political process. We should stop encouraging them to attend college and return them to their honored roles of wife and mother again. If God wanted a woman to be independent, He would have made her a man.

7. Science is evil! Science is all a left wing plot to take God of our society, don't believe a word from those scientist fellas.

8. No flag-burning! Liberals seem to think this is not an issue, wrong! Most patriotic Americans would differ from them. It is actually one of the great issues of our time, right up there behind gay marriage.

9. Abstinence! Every good Christian man or woman should restrain from sinful sexual relations if they are unmarried. This program has been extended recently to 20-29 year olds, it is my hope that it will soon be extended to everyone.

10. We must have war with Iran! I know that some out there believe we ain't done with Iraq yet, but I believe that the libral media is just printing the bad things and that it's actually going swell over there. Don't believe anything the libral media tells you!!! If you don't hear it from the lips of Rush, Bill, Sean or one of the President's men, it isn't true!

We must stick by our core beliefs. The American people have sent us a lesson, remember, they want us to be even more conservative. That is the key to winning in 2010 and 2012.

Elmer

[Elmer Jessup]

If anyone has any other core values they feel should be in the Republican platform, feel free to post them here!  It should be our goal to get people to join us by showing our strong principles, not pander to every freak out there to try and get their vote.  We are the party of Ronald Reagan!  Always remember that.

[Vernon Guilley]

We should also be for allowing each Republican one manservant per household. I would like to have a manservant. I can see how a spare wife would come in handy, too.

[Colleen Gallion]

6. A woman's place is in the home! Part of the problem we have in this country right now is that women have exerted too much influence on our political process. We should stop encouraging them to attend college and return them to their honored roles of wife and mother again. If God wanted a woman to be independent, He would have made her a man.

Gee, you goons don't see the value in being more inclusive, as opposed to exclusive?

[G T Samatoshi]

Those who speak loudest about religion tend to be the the most dishonest and furthest from God.

Gynsu 5:8

[Beefcake]

Sounds good to me, Elmer!  Can't wait till we're in power again to put all these ideas of yours to good use. 

[Gerald R. Piggery]

I would also like to throw in my support for polygamy for the Republican male!  Some of us Republican males are just too much man to just share ourselves with one woman. 

[Volitzer]

If anyone has any other core values they feel should be in the Republican platform, feel free to post them here!  It should be our goal to get people to join us by showing our strong principles, not pander to every freak out there to try and get their vote.  We are the party of Ronald Reagan!  Always remember that.

You guys stop being the Reagan party when Bush 41 got elected.

[Volitzer]

What about suck-ups to the NWO and the CFR members in your party ?  Seems to me the NWO does more to run your party than you do.

[Bianca]

YOU REPIGS       



                                                      P U R P O S E L Y




THREW THE DAMN ELECTION - AND YOU KNOW IT ! ! !




I FERVENTLY HOPE THAT KARMA BITES   Y   O   U    I N  THE   A **, AND HARD.....!!!



CRAWL BACK UNDER THAT ROCK YOUR SLITHERED OUT OF AND STAY THERE ! ! !

[Volitzer]

If the Republicans were serious about winning they would have ran Ron Paul.

[Gerald R. Piggery]

I take exception to that comment that we threw this election there, Bianca.  We had ourselves a candidate who was a recognized war hero, who appealed to independents and he picked himself one pretty little VP to boot!  What more could a voter want?

And Volitzer, Ron Paul is a bit on the effeminate side.  Any fella who does not want to fight a war. Say, are you sure he is a Texan? 

[Volitzer]

I take exception to that comment that we threw this election there, Bianca.  We had ourselves a candidate who was a recognized war hero, who appealed to independents and he picked himself one pretty little VP to boot!  What more could a voter want?

And Volitzer, Ron Paul is a bit on the effeminate side.  Any fella who does not want to fight a war. Say, are you sure he is a Texan? 

He's gotten elected 10 times via the Texas vote and he's fighting the NWO whenever he can.  If anyone is weak it would be Bush and McCain for pandering to the NWO's agenda.  CFR - Cowardly Front Republicans 

[Lars Worthington III]

He was not born in Texas, Gerald.  According to wikipedia, he was born in Greentree Pennsylvania.  He's a phony Texan!

[Volitzer]

Yet he keeps getting re-elected in Texas now why is that ?