Doctors

[Chronos]

An Israeli doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."

A German doctor says, "That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks."

A Russian doctor says, "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks."

A Texas doctor, not  to be outdone, says, "You guys are way behind.  We recently took a man with no brains out of Texas and put him in the White House for eight years and now half the country is looking for work."

[Volitzer]