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Expresso Yourself at the Espresso Bar!

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« Reply #180 on: November 04, 2007, 03:55:08 pm »

Humble Pie-30 Days In The Hole


Humble Pie - I Don't Need No Doctor - 1971



Small Faces - Itchychoo Park


SMALL FACES - Tin Soldier (Colour)



Nazareth - 1977 - Expect No Mercy (Live)


Nazareth - Love Hurts



Joan Jett - Love Hurts


Joan Jett and the Blackhearts - Crimson & Clover


Joan Jett and The Blackhearts - "Do You Wanna Touch "



Nazareth - Bad Bad Boy




Nazareth - Hair Of The Dog (Live Houston 1981)



More Cow Bell!

Tabacco Road - Eric Burdon and the Animals


Animals - The House Of The Rising Sun


When i was young - Eric Burdon & The Animals 1967




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"There exists an agent, which is natural and divine, material and spiritual, a universal plastic mediator, a common receptical of the fluid vibrations of motion and the images of forms, a fluid, and a force, which can be called the Imagination of Nature..."
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« Reply #181 on: November 05, 2007, 04:15:23 pm »

Julie Andrews turned 69

> To commemorate her 69th birthday on October 1, actress/vocalist, 
>> Julie Andrews made a special appearance
>> at Manhattan's Radio City Music Hall for the benefit of the AARP. 
>> One of the musical numbers she
>> performed was 'My Favorite Things' from the legendary movie 'Sound 
>> Of Music.'
>>
>> Here are the actual lyrics she used:
>>
>> Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting,
>>
>> Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,
>>
>> Bundles of magazines tied up in string,
>>
>> These are a few of my favorite things.
>>
>> Cadillacs and cataracts, and hearing aids and glasses,
>>
>> Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,
>>
>> Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,
>>
>> These are a few of my favorite things.
>>
>> When the pipes leak, When the bones creak,
>>
>> When the knees go bad, I simply remember my favorite things,
>>
>> And then I don't feel so bad.
>>
>> Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions,
>>
>> No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,
>>
>> Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring,
>>
>> These are a few of my favorite things.
>>
>> Back pains, confused brains, and no need for sinnin',
>>
>> Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin',
>>
>> And we won't mention our short, shrunken frames,
>>
>> When we remember our favorite things.
>>
>> When the joints ache, When the hips break,
>>
>> When the eyes grow dim,
>>
>> Then I remember the great life I've had,
>>
>> And then I don't feel so bad.
>>
>>
>> (Ms. Andrews received a standing ovation from the crowd that lasted 
>> over four minutes and repeated encores) .
>>
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An open-minded view of the past allows for an unprejudiced glimpse into the future.

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« Reply #182 on: November 05, 2007, 07:22:13 pm »

The Demise of a Telemarketer - Hilarious

http://video.stumbleupon.com/#p=lwzge004pk
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« Reply #183 on: November 06, 2007, 01:41:05 am »

Wonderful!!
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Thus ye may find in thy mental and spiritual self, ye can make thyself just as happy or just as miserable as ye like. How miserable do ye want to be?......For you GROW to heaven, you don't GO to heaven. It is within thine own conscience that ye grow there.

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« Reply #184 on: November 13, 2007, 12:21:54 am »

Sisters Mary Catherine, Maria Theresa, Katherine Marie, Rose Frances, &Mary Kathleen left the Convent on a trip to St. Patrick's Cathedral in New York City and were sight-seeing on a Tuesday in July.

It was hot and humid in town and their traditional garb was making them so uncomfortable. They decided to stop in at Patty McGuire's Pub for a cold soft drink.

Patty had recently added some special legs to his barstools which were the talk of the fashionable eastside neighborhood. All 5 Nuns sat up at the bar and were enjoying their Cokes when Monsignor Riley entered the bar through the front door with Father McGinty for a cold drink when they were shocked and almost fainted at what they saw.












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« Reply #185 on: November 13, 2007, 01:05:36 am »

That's HILARIOUS!

By the way Qoais,  here is a link to an email stripper...

http://www.mistered.us/stripper/index.shtml

so you can clean up a piece before posting it, such as the Julie Andrews piece above.
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Thus ye may find in thy mental and spiritual self, ye can make thyself just as happy or just as miserable as ye like. How miserable do ye want to be?......For you GROW to heaven, you don't GO to heaven. It is within thine own conscience that ye grow there.

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« Reply #186 on: November 16, 2007, 12:32:45 am »

A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips".
The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said "me too, I didn't know we had a choice".
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« Reply #187 on: November 16, 2007, 12:41:51 pm »

White with 2 sugars thanks,

been awhile since I've been in here ...what's with the ridiculous wallpaper!?
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« Reply #188 on: November 16, 2007, 01:33:34 pm »

Ah well, you can't please everyone so you might as well please yourself.
That's one compliment and one insult on my signature "wallpaper".
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« Reply #189 on: November 16, 2007, 01:55:12 pm »

Oh Qoais ! Bless your soul  , Cheesy

hehe ,I wasn't talking about your light globe image at all  ,I was merely making a random comment about the state of the decor in our imaginary Espresso bar . Tongue 

I actually thought that image in your personal comment space was clever. I am aware of the electric light bulb theory for that relief  in the Temple of ....Denderah? ,I think.
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« Reply #190 on: November 17, 2007, 11:44:00 pm »

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« Reply #191 on: November 17, 2007, 11:54:40 pm »

Mother Nature enjoying............well.........enjoying herself!

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« Reply #192 on: November 18, 2007, 12:09:07 am »

SpongeBush SquarePrez   Grin Grin Grin

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« Reply #193 on: November 18, 2007, 01:24:41 am »

 Shocked
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« Reply #194 on: November 19, 2007, 05:58:37 pm »

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