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Eclipse of the Sun
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« on: March 26, 2008, 08:46:37 am »

For those  of you who watch  what you  eat,  here's the  final word on nutrition and health.  It's a  relief to know the truth  after all  those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very  little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The  Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than  Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red  wine  and suffer  fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot  of red  wine  and suffer  fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of  beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks  than Americans.

CONCLUSION:

Eat and  drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills  you.
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