Out of the Mouths of Children

[Qoais]

A first grade teacher had twenty-five students in her class, and she presented each child in her class the first half of a well known Proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the Proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading these keep in mind that these are first graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is classic!

1. Don't change horses................................until they stop running.
2. Strike while the.....................................bug is close.
3. It's always darkest before......................Daylight Saving Time.
4. Never underestimate the power of.......termites.
5. You can lead a horse to water but.......how?
6. Don't bite the hand that.........................looks dirty.
7. No news is.............................................impossible.
8. A miss is as good as a...........................Mr.
9. You can't teach an old dog new............math.
10. If you lie down with dogs you'll.............stink in the morning.
11. Love all, trust.......................................me.
12. The pen is mightier than the................pig.
13. An idle mind is.....................................the best way to relax.
14. Where there's smoke there's...............pollution.
15. Happy the bride who..........................gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is.............................not much.
17. Two's company, three's.....................the Musketeers.
18. Don't put off till tomorrow what..........you put on to go to bed.
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and……….....you have to blow your nose.
20. There are none so blind as................Stevie Wonder.
21. Children should be seen and not.......spanked or grounded.
22. If at first you don't succeed.................get new batteries.
23. You get out of something only what you.........see in the picture on the box.
24. When the blind lead the blind.............get out of the way!

and the WINNER is!!!!

25. Better late than....................................pregnant.

[Volitzer]

 

[Qoais]

There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been
 considered acceptable for use.
 
They are as follows:
 
11. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?"
 
-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

 
10. "What the @#$% was that?"
 
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

 
9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
 
-- Custer, 1877
 

 8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
 
-- Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
 
-- Picasso, 1926


6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
 
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC

 
 5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
 
-- Michelangelo, 1566


 4. "Where the @#$% are we?"
 
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937
 

3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
 
-- Noah, 4314 BC


 2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
 
-- Bill Clinton, 1998


 and a drum roll please............!
 

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."
 
-- Saddam Hussein, 2003

[Majeston]

# 12.      Atlantis Rising ?   What the F&*%^$    is that?


 

[Volitzer]

2004 Election.   

"Awww f#$@*.... 4 more years."