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The Way Taxes Really Work

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« on: April 09, 2007, 08:17:18 am »

I ran across this recently and those of you who know me - know that I love analogies.  Here's one to explain the tax system that a complete dummy can understand.

Because it is tax season. . . Let's put tax cuts in terms everyone can
understand.  Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten
comes to $100.  If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something
like this:
 
The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
The fifth would pay $1.
The sixth would pay $3.
The seventh would pay $7.
The eighth would pay $12.
The ninth would pay $18.
The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.
 
So, that's what they decided to do.
 
The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the
arrangement, until on day, the owner threw them a curve. "Because you
are all such good customers," he said, "I'm going to reduce the cost of
your daily beer by $20."Drinks for the ten now cost just $80.
 
The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so the
first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But
what about the other six men - the paying customers? How could they
divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his 'fair share?'
They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted
that from everybody's share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would
each end up being paid to drink his beer.
 
So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man's
bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the
amounts each should pay.
 
And so:
 
The fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings).
The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33%savings).
The seventh now pay $5 instead of $7 (28%savings).
The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% savings).
The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% savings).
The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings).
 
Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued
to drink for free. But once outside the restaurant, the men began to
compare their savings.
 
"I only got a dollar out of the $20,"declared the sixth man. He pointed
to the tenth man," but he got $10!"
 
"Yeah, that's right," exclaimed the fifth man. "I only saved a dollar,
too. It's unfair that he got ten times more than I!"
 
"That's true!!" shouted the seventh man. "Why should he get $10 back
when I got only two? The wealthy get all the breaks!"
 
"Wait a minute," yelled the first four men in unison. "We didn't get
anything at all. The system exploits the poor!"
 
The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.
 
The next night the tenth man didn't show up for drinks, so the nine sat
down and had beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill,
they discovered something important. They didn't have enough money
between all of them for even half of the bill!
 
And that, boys and girls, journalists and college professors, is how our
tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most
benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being
wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore. In fact, they might
start drinking overseas where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.
 
David R. Kamerschen, Ph.D.
Professor of Economics
University of Georgia
 
For those who understand, no explanation is needed.  For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible. 
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« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2007, 05:21:26 pm »

I think it says a lot about human nature Smiley
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« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2007, 06:35:32 pm »

Merlin you just explained why outsourcing occurs and the multi-nationals go overseas.
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« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2007, 09:38:31 pm »

I think it says a lot about human nature Smiley

Yes, I think you're right.  In many respects I think we'd eat our young if Kentucky Fried Chicken wasn't more convenient...  Disgusting as it sounds, I'm appalled by the level to which we stoop on a daily basis.
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« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2007, 09:39:45 pm »

Merlin you just explained why outsourcing occurs and the multi-nationals go overseas.

Good catch Volitzer.   Grin
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