Ways Hillary Clinton can try and establish "momentum:"

Ways Hillary Clinton can try and establish "momentum":

• Try and paint yourself as an imperial candidate with an air of "inevitability."
• Call the editors of magazines like GQ to kill stories that you might not like about you
• Plant fake questioners in the audience of your campaign stops
• Cry on the campaign trail to try and gain sympathy from women
• Send your husband out to do all the attacking on the campaign trail
• Try to paint Barack Obama as simply a "black candidate"
• Misrepresent & take things out of context that Barack Obama said
• Complain about the way the press has treated your campaign
• Lobby for more scruntiny towards Barack Obama's record to try and make him look the same as you
• Emphasize your years of Washington experience while complaining that Obama hasn't been in Washington long enough.
• Blow through 77 million dollars even before the first primary starts on things like excessive campaign salaries, excessive catering costs and a spare jet (they're down to one now).
• Claim to be the "Solutions" candidate as opposed to the "Change" candidate
• Constantly bring up Obama's association with corrupt Chicago businessman Rezko (who he billed 5 hours of legal time to) even though your opponent hasn’t brought up any of the myriad scandals you had back in the 90s.
• Complain about the way the press has treated your campaign.
• Try and lobby the Super delegates to support you in the Primary, no matter how many states or people voted against you (Overturning the will of the people for your own personal gain)
• Hold pretend victory celebrations in places where there was no official contest to try and establish fake "momentum."
• Talk up your victories in places like Michigan even though your name was the only one on the ballot, and 40% of the people voted "Uncommitted," and your sole competition was Dennis Kucinich
• Try and get an MSNBC reporter fired for a remark he apologized for about Chelsea in order to drum up more support from women.
• Assemble a call team of concerned women to draw attention to things your oppposition research has uncovered at every possible opportunity
• Don't acknowledge your opponent's wins or even congratulate/concede on the nights of primaries.
• Downplay your opponent's abilities to give inspiring speeches because yours inspire no one and can even put people to sleep.
• Complain about the way the press has treated your campaign.
• Accuse your opponent of accepting lobbyist money when you have taken more PAC money & lobbyist money than any other candidate.
• Demand more debates and complain that your opponent is "ducking you" even though you have already had 18 debates (with two more to come).
• Accuse your opponent of plagiarism, even though you routinely lift lines from his speeches.
• Argue against, "hope," that is no-brainer.
• When all else fails, argue that "he is just as bad us," and "that we aren't going to do anything different, but we still think you should nail him on things."
*Do anything dirty to win and never give up, after all, it’s your nomination that’s important, right? Not the party’s chances in November.