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Biblical evidence there can't be women in heaven

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« on: February 09, 2007, 02:12:45 pm »

Apocalipsis 8:1.
Did you notice it says there was silence for about half an hour? That's impossible with women.
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« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2007, 10:26:21 pm »

That's not quite fair, we don't speak when we are asleep.

Men, on the other hand, are more prone to snore.
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"If I forget thee, O Jerusalem, may my right hand fail..." - King David, Psalms 137:5

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« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2007, 03:57:40 pm »

On a biblical theme Terminator goes back to try and save Jesus

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« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2007, 03:58:04 am »

So if heaven doesn't have any women and apparently doesn't want any either, does that mean it's just like San Francisco?
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« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2007, 02:23:15 pm »


 You don't have to worry aout women not being in heaven. They are all over the place up there—just like the men. No jokes here.  Cool
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« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2007, 10:20:17 pm »

Good grief. It seems there is nowhere where one can go to escape PEOPLE!

They're everywhere here, and everywhere, anywhere else.

Sure, friends are okay, but a lot of people just don't truly feel relaxed with others around.

Being myself, peace, solitude, and the ability to just do NOTHING don't exist.  Telephones, emails, collegues, partners, and then family, too..... I want to relax, to take a load off, and have holidays/breaks, just like everyone else.

My idea of heaven, is simply solitude.The ability to just relax by myself.  at least for a little while.

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