Speaking clock

[Shayla]

Speaking clock

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den.

"What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked.

"That is the talking clock," the man replied.

"How's it work?" the friend asked.

"Watch," the student said then proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer.

Suddenly someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "KNOCK IT OFF, YOU JERK! It's 2 AM!"

[nikas]

Speaking clock

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den.

"What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked.

"That is the talking clock," the man replied.

"How's it work?" the friend asked.

"Watch," the student said then proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer.

Suddenly someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "KNOCK IT OFF, YOU JERK! It's 2 AM!"

Funny I heard something similar maybe even funnier...

A Greek guy and an Albanian guy arguing who can get his spouse to tell if she cheated on him in a better way.
So the Albanian Guy says, “I kick the hell out of her there is no way she can get way with it.”
“Aaa…” says the Greek guy, that’s barbaric. “So”, the Albanian guy asks, “what do you do then?”
“Well I go home and go on the balcony and starts insulting my neighbors by saying that their spouses do this and that.”….
“Now the neighbor comes out and screams at me;
Don’t you see your wife better sleeping with john and petro and…….”