As the South goes, so goes the Presidency!

[Mark of Australia]

Hi Roy ,

What state ?  that would be WA.

...as in Western Australia 

...Isn't Mitt Romney a mormon ? hence freak show     no no ,I respect all religions ,that was a joke ,don't burn me at the stake .

[Roy McGiness]

Hi Mark, what state is that Western Australia in and how big a town is it?

Don't worry about me, I ain't gonna burn you, young feller!  Yes, Mitt may be a Mormon, but he is also a strong supporter of conservative values and he looks good on TV.  We could do one heckuva a lot worse than to choose him as the next Prez. I have never seen him with a hair out of place, yessir, he really looks the most presidential of all of them running.

[Mark of Australia]

Wouldn't it be much more efficient if he just shaved his head ? It must take  great time and effort to maintain that hair.. I hope he's got someone looking after that for him ,we can't have matters of national security being neglected due to the priority of preening. 

Well I am in the state capital ,Perth ,nearly 1.5 million people I think . The state is massive ,about one third the size of the U.S.

[Volitzer]

Hi Mark, what state is that Western Australia in and how big a town is it?

Don't worry about me, I ain't gonna burn you, young feller!  Yes, Mitt may be a Mormon, but he is also a strong supporter of conservative values and he looks good on TV.  We could do one heckuva a lot worse than to choose him as the next Prez. I have never seen him with a hair out of place, yessir, he really looks the most presidential of all of them running.

What do you have against Ron Paul ??

[Vernon Guilley]

Hi Mark, what state is that Western Australia in and how big a town is it?

Don't worry about me, I ain't gonna burn you, young feller!  Yes, Mitt may be a Mormon, but he is also a strong supporter of conservative values and he looks good on TV.  We could do one heckuva a lot worse than to choose him as the next Prez. I have never seen him with a hair out of place, yessir, he really looks the most presidential of all of them running.

What do you have against Ron Paul ??

After reading his newsletters, we have to give that boy a second look!

[Vernon Guilley]

Wouldn't it be much more efficient if he just shaved his head ? It must take  great time and effort to maintain that hair.. I hope he's got someone looking after that for him ,we can't have matters of national security being neglected due to the priority of preening. 

Well I am in the state capital ,Perth ,nearly 1.5 million people I think . The state is massive ,about one third the size of the U.S.

Mark, Australia isn’t anywhere close to Mexico, is it?  Do you guys have any Mexicans over there?

[Mark of Australia]

Yeah ,Australia is East of Mexico ,we have a real problem with Mexican immigrants constantly trying to swim to our shores.

[Volitzer]

Mexicans need to take back their country.

[Roy McGiness]

Yeah ,Australia is East of Mexico ,we have a real problem with Mexican immigrants constantly trying to swim to our shores.

Somehow, that doesn't surprise me, Mark, those Mexicans are a really wily bunch.  Plus, they don't see to like their own country of Mexico very much.

[Volitzer]

For all the gangs they export here you'd think they would libertize Mexico.

[Gerald R. Piggery]

Personally, I don't mind Mexicans!  They work cheap and, since they're illegal, you have a free hand in how long you give them for lunch and break!

[Volitzer]

They should "work-hard" at liberating their own country.

[Gerald R. Piggery]

But then they wouldn't want to come over here and we couldn't get ourselves some cheap labor!  Can't have that.

[Volitzer]

But then they wouldn't want to come over here and we couldn't get ourselves some cheap labor!  Can't have that.

I'll bet you were sad to see slavery go the the way of history too.