Republican Debate on last night

[Roy McGiness]

My problem is that I still don't know who to vote for.  Yep, to be a Republican this year is to really have an embarrassment of riches!  Yes, we sure have some great candidates.  That Mitt Romney fella sure has some great hair.  Rudy Guiliani was America's mayor on 9/11!  John McCain is just the kind of guy to get started in bombing those Iranians, and Fred Thompson was on Law and Order.

The most telling criteria, though, is which fella is the one you'd most like to have a beer with? Still can't figger that one out.

[Volitzer]

Ron Paul.

The non-illuminati.

[Gerald R. Piggery]

They are all great men. It's a shame we can't have eight Presidents all at the same time.  Well, seven - we sure don't need that Ron Paul character!

[Gerald R. Piggery]

There is something reassuring about politicians in the Republican Party!  You know what you get with them - a white conservative, middle-aged male who is a steadfast believer in family values. You sure never know what you get with those Democrat fellas.

[Tom Hebert]

Soon they will all be saying "Madame President."   

[HereForNow]

Wow, now that is a sweet sound.

[Volitzer]

There is something reassuring about politicians in the Republican Party!  You know what you get with them - a white conservative, middle-aged male who is a steadfast believer in family values. You sure never know what you get with those Democrat fellas.

Yeah who worships owl-gods and gay pron stars at the Bohemian Grove.

Get off it Captain COINTELPRO.   

[Roy McGiness]

I think we can still talk some of you fellers into voting for one of our fine Republican candidates.  Say, which one most appeals to you, outside of that Paul fellow?

[Volitzer]

I think not Ron Paul actually wants to do away witht eh IRS and Federal Reserve and go to a fairtax system.

[Volitzer]

Considering the fraudulent ratification of the 16th Amendment Ron Paul may very well be successful.

[Vernon Guilley]

Why don't we elect all seven fellas as the nominee?  That way, there would be something everyone would like about the Republican ticket. And when Hillary had to debate them, she'd end up having to debate all seven. That would show her.

[Volitzer]

You're an idiot !!!!!!!!!!!   

[Tom Hebert]

Why don't we elect all seven fellas as the nominee?  That way, there would be something everyone would like about the Republican ticket. And when Hillary had to debate them, she'd end up having to debate all seven. That would show her.

You mean it takes seven men to beat one woman?  Why Vern, I didn't know you were a feminist at heart.

[Gerald R. Piggery]

I can't say that I agree with Vern's logic but I can see it myself.  Tough choice decidin' this year, we have so many good candidates (unlike those godless Democrats).  Sort of torn between Huckabee and Mitt myself. 

I like Huckabee's values (and that fact that the good lord thinks enough of him to go hunting alongside him).

Then Mitt might be apt to make polygamy legal again and I am all for getting myself a spare wife or two.  Tough choice this year, yes sir.

[Volitzer]

If you have one you're damned lucky and should be grateful.

Spare wife or two,     the only spare at your age is a spare tire around your mid-section.