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New massive Chalk Man discovered in Britain: Pagans having a fit.
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October 19, 2007, 04:51:23 am »
Best publicity stunt of the year.
(& it's done with water-based biodegradable paint, so don't have a sacred cow, man.)
Giant Homer Simpson upsets Pagans
The Cerne Abbas Giant is used to having things his own way. Not only does he wield two mighty clubs - one military, one anatomical - but he stands 55m tall, and has been considered a fertility symbol for four centuries.
Indeed, so potent is the Giant's chalky mojo, that couples struggling to conceive are still said to visit his hillside home for a grassy liaison. But yesterday there was a new alpha male in North Dorset. He wields a doughnut instead of a club. He has four fingers on each hand and four toes on each foot. Only three hairs sprout from his bulbous head. And his unmentionables are, mercifully, covered by the world's largest pair of Y-Fronts. His name is Homer Simpson.
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Woo-hoo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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