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« on: October 06, 2007, 06:00:46 am »

Even Bush's Feces & Urine
Are Classified Top Secret
All Of It Captured And Flown Back From Europe
By Wayne Madsen
WayneMadsenReport.com
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Even Bush's crap is classified top secret. According to our Austrian sources, Austrian newspapers are currently abuzz with special security details of George W. Bush's recent trip to Vienna. Although the heavy-handed Gestapo-like security measures meted out to Viennese home owners, business proprietors, and pedestrians by US Secret Service agents and local police before and during Bush's visit received widespread Austrian media attention, it was White House "toilet security" ("TOILSEC"), which has Austrians talking the most.
 
The White House flew in a special portable toilet to Vienna for Bush's personal use during his visit. The Bush White House is so concerned about Bush's security, the veil of secrecy extends over the president's bodily excretions. The special port-a-john captured Bush's feces and urine and flew the waste material back to the United States in the event some enterprising foreign intelligence agency conducted a sewage pipe operation designed to trap and examine Bush's waste material. One can only wonder why the White House is taking such extraordinary security measures for the presidential poop.
 
In the past, similar operations were conducted against foreign leaders to determine their medical condition. However, these intelligence operations were directed against dictators in countries where even the medical conditions of the top political leaders were considered "state secrets."
 
The Israeli Mossad conducted one such operation against Syrian President Hafez Assad when he visited Amman, Jordan in Feb. 1999 for the funeral of King Hussein. The Mossad and its Jordanian counterpart installed a special toilet in Assad's hotel room that led not to a pipe but to a specimen canister. Assad suffered from diabetes and cancer and the operation was designed to discover the actual medical condition of the ailing leader.
 
During Soviet President Mikhail Gorbachev's visit to Washington in 1987, the CIA reportedly placed a special trap under a sewage tank to collect the Soviet leader's bodily waste for analysis.
 
More recently, the CIA was reported to have collected waste samples from Ugandan President-dictator Yoweri Museveni's toilet when he visited Washington.
 
Even Bush's toilet paper was flown in from the U.S. Air Base at Ramstein, Germany. In addition, Bush's food was flown in from the United States and tested with special chemicals before he ate it. Romanian dictator Nicolae Ceausescu, who was shot by a firing squad in 1989, was the last major European leader to constantly use a food tester. The last frequent state visitor to Vienna, who always relied on a food tester, was Adolf Hitler. 
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« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2007, 08:51:59 pm »

You know how many people want him dead.

He gets out of office alive he'll be damned lucky.

Hmmm let's see how long DHS takes to trace this post back to me .   Grin Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2007, 09:02:30 pm »

I wonder if anybody has ever seriously thought about drug testing Presidents or Presidential candidates
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« Reply #3 on: October 07, 2007, 07:12:55 am »

Something is up with that.  Either he has a health problem or a drug problem.  You know, I heard he opted out of his National Guard service because he didn't want to submit to a drug test. He seems kind of jittery and nervous sometimes.  Maybe he's using again..?
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« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2007, 09:34:56 am »

Hi Bee Cha

I agree, something is definately up with that.
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« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2007, 06:40:56 pm »

What ever it is it's for a damn good reason, as far as they are concerned.   It could be any number of deal clinchers....!!
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« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2007, 06:48:28 pm »

Flying his **** back from europe... that is just too freaking weird
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« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2007, 07:36:13 pm »




I bet they also collect his hair and nail clippings.   There was a time when they had to lay down
carpeting, so his feet would not touch the ground.  I haven't heard anymore of that for a while.

It all sounds so paranoid.   Like, if the the Voodoo practitioners or the Shamans need his body
parts to 'do a number on him'......

Things haven't gone too good since NOLA drowned, have they?
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« Reply #8 on: October 07, 2007, 09:34:23 pm »

Or if some lab got ahold of his "stuff" they would find out he has a disease or is bionic (a failed bionic?).   How about the wires that are always up his back?





http://irish.typepad.com/irisheyes/2004/10/is_bush_wired.html

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« Reply #9 on: October 07, 2007, 09:51:15 pm »




Lots of pictures showing the outline of a box in the middle of his back have been on the 'net
for years.

You don't really expect him to memorize his speeches, do you?  After all,

"THAT'S HARD WORK......"
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« Reply #10 on: October 07, 2007, 10:22:39 pm »






IS BUSH WIRED

A clearinghouse site discusses whether President Bush uses an earpiece through which he's fed lines and cues by offstage advisers.

His speech rhythms suggest this, as do some of his word choices and interjections, and his constantly shifting eye movements while speaking. And there's another form of evidence: Television viewers have sometimes heard another voice speaking Bush's words before he says them. And CSPAN have a photo of a bulge between his shoulder blades.
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« Reply #11 on: October 08, 2007, 12:05:58 pm »

B,

RE:You don't really expect him to memorize his speeches, do you? "

Why wear it driving around at the ranch....?  There is just no such thing as extemporaneous for Bush...?
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Maybe he can't find his way around the ranch either......?
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« Reply #13 on: October 08, 2007, 01:15:07 pm »

Bush and extemporaneous in the same sentence... there's something I never thought I would see...
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« Reply #14 on: October 20, 2007, 10:53:56 pm »

They secure his feces because they want to protect the source of his ideas.
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