3rd Annual Headless Horseman Run
Sunday, October 21, 2007
Only 19 days until the
3rd Annual Headless Horseman Run
Rendezvous: Perkins Tower, Bear Mountain Summit, New York @ 0800
Coffee, donuts, early AM BS-ing, lying, & bench racing out in the cold.
this is a no-wuss zone, kids
Deployment: 0900 hours. A sentry will be posted on standby for stragglers. For the past two years, the NEBO crew have pulled watch first thing in the AM. T*R*A*M*P will be there early, with Z-Girl and plenty of coffee, etc. Bring light rain gear, "just in case"...although it appears the Ghosts of the colonial militia will, once again, be beaming upon us for the run date.
T*R*A*M*P will be looking into receiving a "rate" at the excellent lodge right at the base of Bear Mtn., Rooms seem reasonable there, as is. NEBO riders and others from afar (...like those Point Pleasant lunatics) are encouraged to look into this possibility.
Also, for 2007,, we've assigned a large group of ivy-league interns to perform a feasibility study for a possible two-day event.
Further bulletins as progress warrants
A route plan is in place; however, liability waivers will be made available for signing (NO, there is NO Charge for the run), and such waiver shall indemnify the run organizers of any liability and further affirm participants' recognition of said indemnification, run route, and copyrighted (2007) nature of "The Headless Horseman Run"
Any/all other motorcycle excursion(s)/outing(s)originating from "Perkins Memorial Fire Tower, Palisades Interstate Park" on 21 October 2007 concurrent with "The Headless Horseman Run" which deviate from the preplanned route of "The Headless Horseman Run" are in no manner associated with "The Headless Horseman Run"
The "run" organizers may, at their discretion, limit particpation of any individual(s) whom/which appear intoxicated or otherwise unable or unwilling to operate their vehicle in a manner deemed lawful, safe and consistent with the American Motorcyclists Association guidelines for safe motorcycle touring. Total assclowns warmly encouraged, however.
Participants appearing in any manner "squid" like will be ridiculed to the point of tears.
Fervent fans of any cinematic production such as, but not limited to: "Biker Boyz", "The Fast And The Furious", or any "Vin Diesel" vehicle, in general, will be cast to the ravenous and sexually active Hudson River Queen Sharks and castigated in all future tales, legends and drunken mutterings.
October is the mating season of the carnivorous Hudson River Queen Shark, and run participants are urged to avoid "high-Siding" into the mighty and historic Hudson River at any time
Thank You, have a pleasant ride, and please remember to return your flight attendant to her (or "his", ...er....not that theres...you know...anything wrong with that....)original, upright position
Route: Historic Hudson Valley
End Point: TBA
More info as plans progress; T*R*A*M*P may be reached at "
onepercenter_@hotmail.com" It's only a month away, kids...
http://www.horsemanrun.us/