I'm Thinking about being a Male Model

[Mitch McBushen]

It's time to let the rest of the world in on the secret, I, Mitch McBushen am hot..! Look and leer, ladies, and try not to lick your lips too much. I am one healthy slab of conservative stud meat:

[Mitch McBushen]

Now, imagine me in a g string or a thong..! Who wants to bear the children of a hot tamale like me..?

The only way to maximize my opportunities would be to share my bod in pictures to the rest of the world. Gals, look for my first video pictorial on FOX News shortly. Sean Hannity will be my pictorial partner and we do some naughty things together to get the ladies hot. 

[Mitch McBushen]

Look at that bod, all red-blooded American Republican male, and a cousin of the Bush family to boot!

[Proud to be GOP]

Hell, have you ever met a Republican that wudn't good looking?  Mitt Romney, looks of a matinee idol, Paul Ryan, he's cute enough to be a girl!  And Ann Coulter, as beautiful asd can be. As for me, I got more tail than I know what to do with.

[Byron]

Sure, but farm animals don't count! 

[Proud to be GOP]

Bet you won't have the guts to come to Tupelo and say that to my face, boy!

[Byron]

I would, but then I might stand the chance of catching what you got from all those cows and sheep.