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At the Cannibal Restaurant

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« on: September 10, 2007, 07:03:23 am »

                                                          Cannibal Restaurant

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.

Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and
looked over the menu…

Tourist: $5

Broiled Missionary: $10.00

Fried Explorer: $15.00

Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, ‘Why such a price difference for the politicians?’

The cook replied, “Have you ever tried to clean one? They’re so full of ****, it takes all morning.
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« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2007, 05:28:21 am »

Good one!
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