I'm Thinking About Being a Superhero

I'd like to let everyone in on my progress on becoming a superhero. First off, I designed an outfit. Here's a picture of me in it:


Sure, it looks a bit like Captain America, but I've decided to call myself Mittman!  Tag will be dressed as my sidekick and be called Mitboy, of course. We've already paid some criminals to allow us to beat them up, and gosh darn it, that was invigorating, better than going to a gym!  Next, we plan to refurbish the parking garage into a "Mitt Cave," and come up with an arch nemesis. I'm thinking that Obama fella has already been enlisted to play that role.