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Mitt Romney Frantically Running Around Ohio Smiling And Waving

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« on: October 07, 2012, 05:55:24 pm »

Mitt Romney Frantically Running Around Ohio Smiling And Waving

October 1, 2012 | ISSUE 48•40 | More News in Brief



CANTON, OH—As part of an effort to cut into President Obama’s lead in the crucial swing state of Ohio, Mitt Romney reportedly ran at full speed Monday around the entire state screaming “Hello!” at the top of his lungs while smiling and waving indiscriminately. “Hello, Ohio! How ya doing? Hi! How is everybody? I’m Mitt Romney!” the breathless, sweat-drenched candidate spat out randomly as he tore across the state without pause, furiously kissing babies and tossing them backwards over his shoulder in a mad dash that has now taken him through 30 of Ohio’s 88 counties. “The beautiful state of Ohio! Go Buckeyes! Jobs! Ohio! Hello! I’m Mitt Romney!” At press time, Romney had reportedly dived through the plate-glass front window of a North Canton bar, scrambled to his feet, wolfed down a large plate of pancakes, waved to restaurant patrons for five seconds, furiously stammered out a few words about the economy, stumbled out through the front door, and sprinted in the direction of Youngstown.
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« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2012, 07:55:40 pm »

How about that! Cheesy
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« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2012, 01:55:47 am »

What the heck is he doing that for? Doesn't he own a car??
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« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2012, 06:43:05 am »

It wouldn't surprise me.  Too funny!  Grin
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« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2012, 10:44:46 am »

Obvious photoshop !!!!!!!!!!!!      Roll Eyes
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« Reply #5 on: October 08, 2012, 12:13:23 pm »

What?! No way! But it's on the internet. Surely it must be true. I thought you believed everything on the internet, Volitzer. lol
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« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2012, 12:14:56 am »

What's he doing that fer? You'd think he's be able to afford a car with all his money!
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« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2012, 12:35:33 pm »

What?! No way! But it's on the internet. Surely it must be true. I thought you believed everything on the internet, Volitzer. lol

No you just believe everything on CNN even tho it's been proven a big lie.
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« Reply #8 on: October 09, 2012, 01:18:46 pm »

I don't watch CNN.
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