Breaking News: Ron Paul has accepted a job in the upcoming Romney administration

[Mitt Romney]

We had a swell old time at the Romney ranch this weekend. Several Paul supporters came over to wash my cars, take the trash out, paint the house and do other things that servants do. It was an act of supplication and I lived it up for all it was worth.

Then, after Ron got done serving me supper (he decided to play butler for that night), I came right out and offered him a job and he accepted.

Ron will act as head of all the FEMA camps in the southeast region of the country. Its an area he is familiar with and I am sure he'll do well in it. Let's all congratulate Ron on his new job with the Romney administration!

[Volitzer]

You are such an idiot !!!

[Mitt Romney]

Don't get hot with me, young man, or I'll have Ron Paul send you to one of his FEMA camps once I'm elected.

[Volitzer]

Yeah sure.

 

[Mitt Romney]

More breaking news: this weekend, all the Paul supporters will be asked to perform oral sex on a Romney campaign worker. Don't try and hide, Paul fans, it's time for you to show you support for us.

[Rebelitarian]

Wow !!!!!

[Mitt Romney]

That was one heck of a weekend, the Paul supporters enjoyed it so much they are asking for a repeat performance at the convention.

[Volitzer]

[Mitt Romney]

It's time for Paul supporters to get off their knees, wipe off their chins and no do some leg work for the new Romney/Ryan ticket!

[Volitzer]

[Mitt Romney]

Ron Paul is now toying with the idea of working in the brothel to pleasure Romney campaign workers. So if you like Ron, by all means, join the campaign!

[Volitzer]

[Mitt Romney]

Ron Paul loves me, Volitzer, why do you think he won't run against me as a third party candidate?

[Volitzer]

Cuz they'll elect him governor of Texas and he'll be a commander-in-chief in the fight against Globalists wars.

[Mitt Romney]

Volitzer, the only thing that Ron Paul will be leading are the cheers once I'm elected!  Really, his son endorsed me and Ron and I are good friends (he wants to be more than that), so where's the disconnect in your thinking?