WHO'S YOUR DADDY? This is HILARIOUS!!!!

[Volitzer]

WHO'S YOUR DADDY? This is HILARIOUS!!!!

The following are all replies that Detroit women have written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing 'Father's Details,' or putting it another way... Who's your baby's Daddy? These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check
out #11, it takes 1st prize and #3 is runner up.



1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was fathered by Maclearndon McKinley I am unsure as to the identity of the father of Marlinda, but I believe that she was conceived on the same night.


2... I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.


3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard where I had sex with a man I  met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the
father, can you please send me his phone
number? Thanks...


4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced.


5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was ejaculate and that he is the Saver risen again.


6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country..
Please advise.


7. I do not know who the father of my child was as they all look the same to me.


8. Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can you axe him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at the same time..... well, I don't have clue..


9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney World. Maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom .


10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 8956 Miller Ave , mine might have
remained unfertilized.


11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all, like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.

[Volitzer]

Liberalism at its finest.

[Jennifer Murdoch]

I doubt those are real answers, Volitzer, some sound pretty made up.  Anyway, what makes you think that any of those women are liberal?  Conservative women like to have sex, too, you know, and they are also have been some of the biggest hypocrites I know.

[Volitzer]

Come on we are talking Detroit Michigan.  It's as much a Liberalsville as NYC or Seattle Washington or San Francisco California.

Not that conservative women are all innocent either, however I'll bet the ones that did bother to vote off this list voted for Obama.

6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country..
Please advise.

This sounds like something a conservative woman would write.   

[Tom Hebert]

I agree, Jennifer.  All of those replies sound made-up in order to achieve a comical effect.  This is typical of the stuff that is passed around the Internet.

It also says something about the mentality of those folks who pass this stuff around.

[Jennifer Murdoch]

Hi Tom, yes, sure reads like some Rush Limbo loving ditto head made it up.

Volitzer, you were taken in, the replies aren't genuine. Just the fact that they came from "Detroit" is a tipoff. Conservatives hate the auto industry, want to see us all driving foreign cars and don't like union towns, Plus, Detroit has a lot of blacks in it and conservatives don't like blacks either.  So, good job passing around the latest conservative, people bashing chain email.

[Volitzer]

Hi Tom, yes, sure reads like some Rush Limbo loving ditto head made it up.

Volitzer, you were taken in, the replies aren't genuine. Just the fact that they came from "Detroit" is a tipoff. Conservatives hate the auto industry, want to see us all driving foreign cars and don't like union towns, Plus, Detroit has a lot of blacks in it and conservatives don't like blacks either.  So, good job passing around the latest conservative, people bashing chain email.

Conservatives hate the auto industry ??      Since when.

I mean true they are idiots if they think that Globalism is going to be good for the auto industry however it will be conservatives who rail against the EPA telling the big 2 of what kind of cars and trucks to build to comply with "STANDARDS" then wonder why Americans buy more foreign cars when the big 2 don't make cars that Americans want.  They aren't against the industry just the insane regulations.

[Jennifer Murdoch]

Volitzer, are you blind?

The conservatives hate the auto industry cause they don't like unions. They want to break the unions all across this country and turn the middle class into the working poor.  Didn't you see the fit the commentators pitched on Faux News today cause GM workers got a 4k bonus?  They are fine with CEOs getting bonuses in the billions, but the moment an ordinary person gets one, they start whining about it.

And the conservatives **** about government regulations cause it costs more to make a safe environment and more efficient cars mean less gas guzzlers and less oil consumption, i.e. less profit.

You are on the wrong side of this.  Unfortunately, by the time you and people like you unbury their heads from their conspiracy theories, America will be a third world nation filled with working poor people.

[Volitzer]

Volitzer, are you blind?

The conservatives hate the auto industry cause they don't like unions. They want to break the unions all across this country and turn the middle class into the working poor.  Didn't you see the fit the commentators pitched on Faux News today cause GM workers got a 4k bonus?  They are fine with CEOs getting bonuses in the billions, but the moment an ordinary person gets one, they start whining about it.

And the conservatives **** about government regulations cause it costs more to make a safe environment and more efficient cars mean less gas guzzlers and less oil consumption, i.e. less profit.

You are on the wrong side of this.  Unfortunately, by the time you and people like you unbury their heads from their conspiracy theories, America will be a third world nation filled with working poor people.

America will be a 3rd world nation because of people not seeing the puppetmasters behind the 2 Oligarch parties.  Obama is as NWO as Limbaugh and Hannity are.  However you guys still stay in the left/right paradigm despite the fact that the NWO runs the show.