Hey, Gals, How about having Mitch for your Valentine?

[Mitch McBushen]

Don't spend another Valentine's Day settling for some loser!  Go get yourself a piece of Mitch this Valentine's Day! Send pictures of yourself to my email account here and I will select one lucky lovely to spend Valentine's Day with. I will fly to you, wherever you are on the country on my private jet, there to make love with you. There will be a five dollar entrance fee for each contestant. 

I am a rich Republican who is all man.  And, if you want to see what you're getting for a Valentine's Day present, take a look at this beefy pinup:

[Pagan]

Any takers? He also makes a good turkey for Thanksgiving.

[Mitch McBushen]

What lucky woman here will bear the children of the mighty Mitch, lusty Republican male?

[Cydonian]

I could use a date, too, you hippy bimbos.

[Pagan]

Or you two guys could **** each other.  Wouldn't that solve both of your problems?

[Jordan Fass]

Not for all the money in the world.
Gross!