Real Differences

(Got this off a blog)

I so think there is very different wiring in conservatives and progressives. One is inward, selfish, afraid of change and fear and the other is more expansive. reaches out and generous...and generally happier.

if a liberal disagrees with you he will give you a rational argument
-a conservative will call you names and then go home and beat the wife

if a liberal takes a vacation he'll do volunteer work helping others
-a conservative arranges to meet his mistress in Aruba

when its tax time a liberal ponies up for the common good
-a conservative forms an off -shore tax shelter in jamaica

on sunday a liberal walks to church or just takes a walk in god's country
-a conservative drives his hummer to the mega-christian center to show off his new duds and then tells you that god only loves rich people.

When he's sick a liberal goes to his doctor and pays with health insurance or out of his pocket
-a republican gets scammed by his 3 ex wives, refuses to buy insurance, goes to the ER costing us 43 Billion dollars a year in taxes.