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13 Halloween Costumes That Have No Business Being 'Sexy'

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« on: October 17, 2010, 03:20:13 am »


13 Halloween Costumes That Have No Business Being 'Sexy' (PHOTOS)

The Huffington Post   |  Katla McGlynn First Posted: 10-11-10 09:42 AM   |   Updated: 10-11-10 09:58 AM


We already know you've seen our picks for the most inappropriate Halloween costumes  ever, but we just had to show you these costumes that have absolutely no business being "sexy." It seems that almost every costume shop is flooded with nothing BUT sexy versions of the classics, but some of these are a real stretch. Sure, a sexy nurse is normal, but a sexy medical marijuana pharmacist? Or, how about a sexy Brian from "Family Guy" costume? Or a sexy circus clown? For most of these, the "sexy" part is either an afterthought or an addition that makes the entire costume not make sense. See what we mean below and vote for the worst one.
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« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2010, 03:21:44 am »

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles


They couldn't be this sexy if they really lived in a sewer, ate nothing but pizza, and took orders from a giant rat. (Via Ninja Turtles Costumes)
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« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2010, 03:23:05 am »

Brian From 'Family Guy'

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« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2010, 03:23:57 am »

Freddy Krueger




We know there are generic sexy version of devils and witches and other "scary" costumes, but, really? You can't just put Freddy Krueger in a dress! (Via Fun With Cole)
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« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2010, 03:25:00 am »

Sherlock Holmes



Or "sexy detective costume" if you will. We won't. (Via Foxy Lady Boutique)
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« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2010, 03:25:58 am »

'Star Wars' Characters



Aside from Princess Leia, no one from that movie should be this scantily clad. (Via Yandy)
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« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2010, 03:26:55 am »

Pizza Delivery Person


We had no idea that delivery pizzas could be so "glamorous." (Via Foxy Lady Boutique)
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« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2010, 03:27:49 am »

Cookie Monster



A hairy blue monster from a children's show that eats nothing but cookies all day? SEXY. (Via Nerve.com)
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« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2010, 03:29:04 am »

CSI Agent



Have you seen that show? The actors are already way hotter than any CSI in real life, so this just takes it even further. We can't see the benefit of wearing booty shorts while collecting evidence. (Via Yandy)
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« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2010, 03:29:51 am »

Clown



Because who HASN'T dreamed of getting in the sack with a clown? (Via Fun With Cole)
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« Reply #10 on: October 17, 2010, 03:30:41 am »

Taxi Driver



If you've seen a real taxi driver lately, chances are you don't fantasize about him wearing something like this. (Via Foxy Lady Boutique)
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« Reply #11 on: October 17, 2010, 03:31:41 am »

Real Estate Agent



She'll sell you a house, and then... Give you some papers to sign. (Via Foxy Lady Boutique)
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« Reply #12 on: October 17, 2010, 03:32:43 am »

Medical Marijuana Dispenser



We can understand a sexy doctor or nurse, but what does weed have to do with it? (Via Yandy)
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« Reply #13 on: October 17, 2010, 03:33:43 am »

Spongebob



Dressing like a male children's character in drag is definitely not "sexy."(Via Buy Costumes)
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« Reply #14 on: October 17, 2010, 01:57:38 pm »

These costumes are meant for a playboy shoot rather than used for Halloween trick or treating, not that I am complaining  Grin
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