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the Authority of the Federal Government

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Jana Merrill
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« on: November 24, 2009, 11:31:37 am »

DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas , and talks with an old rancher.
He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally
grown drugs." The rancher says, "Okay , but do not go in that field
over there," as he points out the location.

The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, " Mister,  I have the
authority of the Federal Government with me."  Reaching into his rear
pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the
rancher.  "See this badge?  This badge means I am allowed to go
wherever I wish.... On any land.  No questions asked or answers given.
Have I made myself clear?  Do you understand? "

The rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores.

A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the
DEA officer running for his life chased by the rancher's big Santa
Gertrudis bull...... With every step the bull is gaining ground on the
officer, and it seems likely that he'll get gored  before he reaches
safety.  The officer is clearly terrified. The rancher throws down his
tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....

" Your badge..

Show him your BADGE ! "
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