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The 11 Most Paranoid Obama Conspiracy Theories

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« on: November 04, 2009, 03:40:15 pm »

The 11 Most Paranoid Obama Conspiracy Theories
Lila Shapiro
First Posted: 11- 3-09 11:53 AM   |   Updated: 11- 3-09 06:32 PM



In honor of Obama's November 4th anniversary, we've pulled together for you the most paranoid trips down the Obama conspiracy rabbit hole. Birthers, fake thesis, satanic messages, we've got it covered. Some of the theories here have faded since their conception, but some are still giving off that iridescent glow of insanity and total inaccuracy. Now vote to let us know which one you think is the craziest.

Obama Is Not An American Citizen
One of the most popular Obama conspiracy theories (aka the Birther Movement), endorsed (or not denied) by the likes of Tom Delay, Lou Dobbs, Chuck Norris and Liz Cheney, it claims that Obama is not an American citizen, thus rendering his presidency illegitimate, or something. The theory hinges on the false claim that his birth certificate is fake. Birther queen Orly Taitz (a lawyer and dentist from California) continues to lead the march, despite her lawsuit getting thrown out and a $20,000 fine.

Obama Wants "Re-Education Camps" For Young People
Rep. Michelle Bachmann (R-Minn.), a proponent of many bizarre and outlandish critiques of President Obama, declared in April that the White House was trying to install youth re-education camps.

"It's under the guise of -- quote -- volunteerism. But it's not volunteers at all. It's paying people to do work on behalf of government," said the Minnesota Republican. "I believe that there is a very strong chance that we will see that young people will be put into mandatory service. And the real concerns is that there are provisions for what I would call re-education camps for young people, where young people have to go and get trained in a philosophy that the government puts forward and then they have to go to work in some of these politically correct forums."

Larry Sinclair's Rabbit Hole Of Insanity
This one is a doozy. Larry Sinclair, a petty criminal specializing in forgery, spread wild accusations via YouTube involving gay sex, drugs and possible murder committed by Barack Obama. At one point reporters apparently took Sinclair seriously enough to attend a press conference he gave, most remarkable for his lawyer's appearance in a kilt, which he explained was intended to secure comfort for his unusually large sexual organs: "Those at the other end of the spectrum find [pants] quite confining."

The Case Of The Fake Thesis
In which a group of right-wingers get taken in by a satiric blog post on Barack Obama's college thesis, written ages ago, and frantically presented as real. The post, which was tagged as SATIRE, described how Time Magazine's Joe Klein had obtained ten pages of a thesis written by Barack Obama, in which he wrote about how the Constitution was "inherently flawed." Then Rush Limbaugh and Michael Ledeen presented this story as fact.

Bill Ayers Wrote 'Dreams From My Father"
A popular theory on right-wing websites like The Free Republic, American Thinker and WorldNetDaily, claiming that educator (and former radical) Bill Ayers helped Obama write "Dreams Of My Father." There is no evidence supporting this claim.

Obama As Antichrist
Is Obama the Antichrist? These folks think maybe so. McCain also verged on endorsing this theory during the campaign season with an attack ad called "The One."

Obama As Muslim
A theory that began circulating during the campaign season and has been kept alive by Tea Partiers, and other ultra-conservatives. It's taken different forms over the year (Will Obama be sworn into office on Qur'an??, asks one website.) Most recently Tea Party leader Mark Williams had a meltdown on CNN, and claimed that Obama was an "Indonesian Muslim" and a "welfare thug." According to Obama and those who know him, this is not so.

Tells America In His Acceptance Speech To "Serve Satan"
Ever listened to Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards? How about Obama's presidential acceptance speech? This video suggests that the speech, like the Zeppelin song, contains a Satanic message when played in reverse. Go ahead - take a bong hit, try it and tell us what you hear.

Hugo Chavez Funded The Obama Campaign
Did Hugo Chavez fund the Obama campaign? No. But some people thought so after a Fox News affiliate issued a false report claiming that he did.

Michelle Banished Barack's Girlfriend To The Caribbean
One of the few conspiracy theories to go after the Obamas' marriage. The claim is that Michelle banished Barack's female aide (and suspected lover) to the Caribbean. Every person involved, including the woman, says this is false.

Obama Is Malcolm X's Son
Initiated by the author of the Atlas Shrugged blog and claiming that Obama is actually Malcolm X's son. As Ezra Klein pointed out at the time: "Honestly, who wouldn't give Malcolm props for that one?"

Klein continued: "And think there's anyway we can fit Tupac into the bloodline? Or maybe Obama actually is Tupac? You know that whole shooting was some bulls**t, right? Incidentally, I see no reason to stop with Malcolm. History is full of great Xs for Barack Obama to be related to. Professor X, which would explain why millions of white people lose their minds in his presence. Weapon X, which would explain the adamantium grafted onto his skeleton. XML, which would explain why it's so easy to structure his data. I'm sure there are others."


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« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2009, 11:30:35 am »

Volitzer probably believes all of this crap.
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« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2009, 01:15:53 pm »

It's sad that people can't accept the idea of a black man in the White House, so they have to go around inventing these tall tales.   Sad
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« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2009, 02:13:44 pm »

Obama has never shown his Birth Certificate.

Phil Berg has Sarah Obama, Barack's Grandmother, on tape admitting that he was born in Kenya.

Obama wants for nothing he is just a servant to the New World Order.

There are plenty of FEMA Camps and would be FEMA Camps if you would just look hard enough.  Google Civilian Inmate Labor Program.
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« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2009, 03:27:28 pm »

I rest my case.   Smiley
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« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2009, 09:14:35 pm »

I rest my case.   Smiley


You and all the Obamanoids are a case.

Nut-cases !!!!    Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
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« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2009, 10:11:39 pm »

Speak for yourself, Vol!
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« Reply #7 on: November 06, 2009, 11:13:56 am »

More paranoid garbage by Volizer's friends:

Right-Wing Smear Artist Claims Ft. Hood Shooter Advised Obama

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Well, if you were wondering what paranoiac smear artist would be the first to step out and attempt to name President Barack Obama as the man who guided Nidal Malik Hasan to his murderous rampage at Fort Hood yesterday, the answer -- naturally! -- is Jerome Corsi. Corsi has a long history of lunatic, fact-averse ravings and he fails to disappoint on that regard on the pages of World Net Daily, today, in a piece entitled "Shooter advised Obama transition." Except, of course, he didn't do any such thing.

Corsi hangs his entire allegation on a document produced on May 19, 2009 by The George Washington University Homeland Security Policy Institute entitled "Thinking Anew, Security Priorities For The Next Administration." In that document, Nidal Hasan is listed, on page 29, as a "Task Force Event Participant." He was one of hundreds of people listed as a "participant." Significantly, Nidal was not the author of the document. He was not a member of the HSPI's "Presidential Transition Task Force." Nor was he a member of the HSPI's "Task Force Staff." He was not a member of the HSPI's Steering Committee or a briefer to the task force.

Also, the activities of the HSPI here do not in anyway constitute official transition advice to the White House, despite the fact that a committee got named the "Presidential Transition Task Force" and the HSPI's activities involved identifying homeland security priorities and offering advice. Here is what the HSPI does:

Founded in 2003, The George Washington University Homeland Security Policy Institute (HSPI) is a nonpartisan "think and do" tank whose mission is to build bridges between theory and practice to advance homeland security through an interdisciplinary approach. By convening domestic and international policymakers and practitioners at all levels of government, the private and non-profit sectors, and academia, HSPI creates innovative strategies and solutions to current and future threats to the nation.
The task force gave itself the following mission: "to further policy discussions of the top strategic priorities in the area of security in order to generate actionable recommendations, for the Administration taking office in January 2009, designed to effectively meet the most vexing challenges the United States faces today."

Essentially, what the HSPI did (and all of this is spelled out explicitly in this document's executive summary) is convene a giant group of security wonks and academics, heard some briefings, made some "internal deliberations," and generated a set of priorities and recommendations. Then those recommendations got published, and maybe someone at the White House read them, but it's more likely that the content ended up as material to cite in the middle of further security-wonk discussions.

And at some point in the process, Nidal Hasan might have sat in a room while this was happening, with a few hundred other people.

But none of this constitutes formal advice given to the president on homeland security during the transition of power. This was a university panel that has sod all to do with the White House, generating ideas, and calling it "advice" for the president. If two or three of you wanted to meet up with me at the Au Bon Pain on Pennsylvania Avenue this afternoon and chat today, we will have accomplished basically the same thing.

Corsi, in fact, knows this. He writes:

While the GWU task force participants included several members of government, including representatives of the Department of Justice and the U.S Department of Homeland Security, there is no indication in the document that the group played any formal role in the official Obama transition, other than to serve in a university-based advisory capacity.
In short, the facts Corsi obtained torpedo the premise of his piece, which, I remind you, is that the "shooter advised [the] Obama transition." Were this being written for a responsible journalistic entity, some creature called an "editor" would have stepped in and said, "Hey, Jerome, you realize that by your own findings, you article is complete horseshit, right?" But this is World Net Daily, written by and for complete charlatans.

[Would you like to follow me on Twitter? Because why not? Also, please send tips to tv@huffingtonpost.com -- learn more about our media monitoring project here.]

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« Reply #8 on: November 07, 2009, 01:53:46 am »

Nah Obama is the NWO's PR man.  This reeks of a CIA weapon X program gone awry.
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« Reply #9 on: November 07, 2009, 01:56:58 am »

Volitzer probably believes all of this crap.

I don't even believe that Obama has an American Birth Certificate.

In fact wouldn't the blind faith you obamanoids have that it actually exists be conspiratorial ?
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« Reply #10 on: November 12, 2011, 05:57:55 pm »

The only nutcases are the ones that believe any of these. Why don't they just come out and say that the reason they don't like Obama is cause he's black?  That is the only thing that makes sense out of any of these.
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« Reply #11 on: November 15, 2011, 12:41:20 pm »

Cuz being anti-xenocratic is not the same thing as being racist.

Restriction 'un-American'

The barrier to foreign-born citizens becoming president stems from fears that the Founding Fathers had during the Constitutional Convention of 1787. They were concerned that subversive enemies could force the fledgling republic back to foreign monarchical rule. Delegates didn't want the United States to suffer the same fate as Poland, which in 1772 had been partitioned among Austria, Prussia and Russia after agents of those countries bribed Polish nobles to elect a disloyal king.
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« Reply #12 on: November 15, 2011, 12:53:44 pm »

Vol, it amazes me how many different ways you try to mask your racism.

Hint, hint:  Nobody is fooled.
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