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« on: September 17, 2009, 10:55:17 am »

women in heaven

 

1st woman: Hi! My name is Sandra.

 

2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you  die?

 

1st woman: I froze to death.

 

2nd woman: How horrible!

 

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit  shaking from the cold, I began to get warm &

   sleepy, and finally died a  peaceful death. What about you?

 

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I  suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him  in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman  there somewhere that I started running all over the

house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through

every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I

became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.


1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the  freezer---we'd both still be alive.



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« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2009, 12:34:08 pm »

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