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"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"

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« Reply #30 on: September 01, 2009, 01:19:18 pm »

Scene 28
 
  LAUNCELOT:  Ha-ha! etc.
  GUARD #1:  Now, you're not allowed to come in here, and we're-ugh!
  LAUNCELOT:  O fair one, behold your humble servant Sir Launcelot
      of Camelot.  I have come to take -- oh, I'm terribly sorry.
  HERBERT:  You got my note!
  LAUNCELOT:  Uh, well, I got A note.
  HERBERT:  You've come to rescue me!
  LAUNCELOT:  Uh, well, no, you see...
  HERBERT:  I knew that someone would, I knew that somewhere out there...
      there must be...
      [music]
      ...someone...
  FATHER:  Stop that, stop that, stop it!  Stop it!  Who are you?
  HERBERT:  I'm your son!
  FATHER:  No, not you.
  LAUNCELOT:  I'm Sir Launcelot, sir.
  HERBERT:  He's come to rescue me, father.
  LAUNCELOT:  Well, let's not jump to conclusions.
  FATHER:  Did you kill all the guard?
  LAUNCELOT:  Uh..., oh, yes.  Sorry.
  FATHER:  They cost fifty pounds each.
  LAUNCELOT:  Well, I'm awfully sorry, I'm -- I really can explain everything.
  HERBERT:  Don't be afraid of him, Sir Launcelot, I've got a rope all ready!
  FATHER:  You killed eight wedding guests in all!
  LAUNCELOT:  Well, you see, the thing is, I thought your son was a lady.
  FATHER:  I can understand that.
  HERBERT:  Hurry, Sir Launcelot!  Hurry!
  FATHER:  Shut up!  You only killed the bride's father, that's all!
  LAUNCELOT:  Well, I really didn't mean to...
  FATHER:  Didn't mean to?!  You put your sword right through his head!
  LAUNCELOT:  Oh, dear.  Is he all right?

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