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Re: Politically Correct and Other Stories
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Reply #90
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March 14, 2008, 04:15:43 am »
The Bottle of Merlot
A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive
woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant. So the waiter
took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman who is
seated over there.' and indicated the sender with a nod of his head.
She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man,
then decided to send a reply to him by a note.
The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from
her and conveyed it to the gentleman. The note read: 'For me to accept
this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million
dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants'.
After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in
return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him
to deliver it to the lady. It read: 'Just to let you know, things aren't
always what they appear to be. I have a Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8,
Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages; I have
beautiful homes in Aspen, Miami , and a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana.
There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account and
portfolio. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you are, would I
cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back.'
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Thus ye may find in thy mental and spiritual self, ye can make thyself just as happy or just as miserable as ye like. How miserable do ye want to be?......For you GROW to heaven, you don't GO to heaven. It is within thine own conscience that ye grow there.
Edgar Cayce
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