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« Reply #90 on: May 03, 2010, 03:56:42 pm »

Q: How do you
keep your husband from reading your e-mail? 
 
A: Rename the
email folder 'Instruction Manuals'
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« Reply #91 on: May 06, 2010, 01:58:31 pm »

He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it
I said to him . . . So-----why do you wear pants?
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« Reply #92 on: May 06, 2010, 02:01:02 pm »

He said to me . . ...... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said . That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa, watch TV, drink beer and fart.
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« Reply #93 on: May 06, 2010, 02:02:02 pm »

He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. . I don't know; it has never happened.
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« Reply #94 on: May 16, 2010, 10:14:05 am »

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out.   But I can usually shut her up with cookies.
    ~ Unknown~ 
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« Reply #95 on: May 16, 2010, 10:21:35 am »

An elderly couple are attending Church services.
About halfway through, she writes a note and hands it to her husband.
It says, " I just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?"

He scribbles back , " Put a new battery in your hearing aid."   
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« Reply #96 on: May 16, 2010, 03:25:20 pm »

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Good one!
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« Reply #97 on: May 16, 2010, 08:42:19 pm »

Thanks Cheesy
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« Reply #98 on: May 19, 2010, 04:19:11 pm »



IF YOU CAN'T FIND THE BOOK YOU'RE LOOKING FOR, YOU'RE PROBABLY SHOPPING AT THE

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« Reply #99 on: May 21, 2010, 12:34:44 am »

I like long walks, especially when they are taken  by people who annoy me.
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« Reply #100 on: May 21, 2010, 12:35:38 am »

 Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
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« Reply #101 on: May 21, 2010, 12:36:49 am »

 I do have flabby thighs,  but fortunately my stomach covers them. Grin
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« Reply #102 on: May 26, 2010, 11:26:32 am »

GOOD SAMARITAN
      A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story of the Good Samaritan..  She asked the class, 'If you saw a person lying on the roadside, all wounded and bleeding, what would you do?'  A thoughtful little girl broke the hushed silence, 'I think I'd throw up.'
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« Reply #103 on: May 26, 2010, 06:07:17 pm »

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« Reply #104 on: May 28, 2010, 01:13:13 pm »

A Love Story For Men


Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess.... 'Will you marry me?'
The Princess said, 'NO !!!'
And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf  and drank beer and coffee and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
                                      The end
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