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« Reply #150 on: September 15, 2010, 02:17:27 am »

Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking

with his legs spread apart.  He was stiff-legged and walking slowly.

One student said to his friend, "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome.  Those

people walk just like that."

The other student said, "No, I don't think so.  The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome.

He walks slowly and his legs are apart, just as we learned in class."

Since they couldn't agree, they decided to ask the old man.

They approached him and one of the students said to him, "We're medical students and

couldn't help but notice the way you walk.  We couldn't agree on the syndrome you

might have.  Could you possibly tell us what it is?"

The old man said, "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine medical students

think."

The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome."

The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."

The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."

The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."

So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?"

The old man said, "I thought it was gas - but I was wrong, too."



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Logic rules.

"Intellectual brilliance is no guarantee against being dead wrong."
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