Message #219490

[Qoais]

'Mum, may I take the dog for a walk around the park?' Mum replies, 'No,
because she is in heat.'

 

'What's that mean?' asked the child.

 

'Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage.'

 

The little girl goes to the garage and says, 'Dad, may I take Belle for a
walk around the park? I asked Mum, but she said the dog was in heat, and to
come to you.'

 

Dad said, 'Bring Belle over here.' He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline,
and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said 'OK,
you can go now, but keep Belle on the lead and only go one time round the
park.'

 

The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the
lead. Surprised, Dad asked, 'Where's Belle?'

 

The little girl said, 'She ran out of gas about half way down the road, so
another dog is pushing her home.'