Humor

Two women were out for a Saturday stroll.

> One had a Doberman and the other, a Chihuahua.
> As they walked down the street, the one with the Doberman
> Said to her friend, "Let's go over to that bar for a drink."
> The lady with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there.
> We've got dogs with us."
> The one with the Doberman said, "Just watch, and do as I do."
> They walked over to the bar and the one with the Doberman put
> On a pair of dark glasses and started to walk in.
> The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed."
> The woman with the Doberman said, "You don't understand,
> This is my seeing-eye dog."
> The bouncer said, "A Doberman?"
> The woman said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good."
> The bouncer said, "OK, come on in."
> The lady with the Chihuahua thought that convincing the bouncer a
> Chihuahua was a seeing-eye dog might be a bit more difficult, but thought, "What the heck," so she put on her dark
> glasses and started to walk in. Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed."
> The woman said, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."
> The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua ?"
> The woman with the Chihuahua said,>
>
> "A Chihuahua? They gave me a damn Chihuahua?!">