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« Reply #135 on: July 18, 2010, 09:38:13 am »

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast,

wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.


As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly,

" You've got to make love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming  or this is going to be my lucky day!"
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen, table.
 
Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her t-shirt still around her neck.
 
Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"


She explained, "The egg timer's broken." 

 
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