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« Reply #120 on: June 09, 2010, 12:45:19 pm »

Haircut
>
> A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father
> as
> to when they could discuss his use of the car.
>
> His father said he'd make a deal with his son:
>
> 'You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a
> little, and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car.'
>
> The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the
> offer,
> and they agreed on it.
>
> After about six weeks his father said, 'Son, you've brought your grades up
> and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm
>
> disappointed you haven't had your hair cut.
>
> The boy said, 'You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've
> noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the
>
> Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair...and there's even strong
> evidence that Jesus had long hair.'
>
> You're going to love the Dad's reply:
>
>
>
> 'Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?'
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