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« Reply #75 on: April 23, 2010, 08:17:13 pm »

 An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several
            years.
            He had a large pond in the back.
           

            It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice
            with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange, and
            lime trees.

            One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond,
            as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.

            He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As
            he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing
            with glee.

            As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young
            women skinny dipping in his pond.

            He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to
            the deep end.

            One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out
            until you leave!'

            The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you
            ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked..'

            Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the
            alligator.'

            Some old men can still think fast.
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