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« Reply #60 on: March 26, 2010, 10:36:33 am »

SO, HOW DID YOU BREAK YOUR ARM?

 

 

Even if you aren't a skier, you'll be able to appreciate the humor

of the slopes as written by a New Orleans paper:

 

A friend just got back from a holiday skiing trip to Utah with the

kind of story that warms the cockles of anybody's heart.

 

Conditions were perfect....12 below, no feeling in the toes, basic

numbness all over....the "Tell me when we're having fun" kind of day. One

of the women in the group complained to her husband that she was in dire

need of a rest room. He told her not to worry, that he was sure there was

relief waiting at the top of the lift in the form of a powder room for

female skiers in distress. He was wrong, of course, and the pain did not go

away. If you've ever had nature hit its panic button in you, then you know

that a temperature of 12 below doesn't help matters. With time running out,

the woman weighed her options. Her husband, picking up on the intensity of

the pain, suggested that since she was wearing an all-white ski outfit, she

should go off in the woods and no one would even notice. He assured her,

"The white will provide more than adequate camouflage."

 

So she headed for the tree line, began lowering her ski pants and

proceeded to do her thing. If you've ever parked on the side of a slope,

then you know there is a right way and wrong way to set your skis so you

don't move.

Yup, you got it!!! She had them positioned the wrong way. Steep

slopes are not forgiving...even during the most embarrassing moments.

Without warning, the woman found herself skiing backward, out-of-control,

racing through the trees...somehow missing all of them and onto another

slope. Her derriere and the reverse side were still bare, her pants down

around her knees, and she was picking up speed all the while.

 

She continued backwards, totally out-of-control, creating an unusual

vista for the other skiers. The woman skied back under the lift and finally

collided violently with a pylon.

 

The bad news was that she broke her arm and was unable to pull up

her ski pants. At long last her husband arrived, putting an end to her

nudie show, then summoned the ski patrol. They transported her to a

hospital.

 

While in the emergency room, a man with an obviously broken leg was

put in the bed next to hers. "So, how'd you break your leg?" she asked,

making small talk. "It was the stupidest thing you ever saw," he said. "I

was riding up this ski lift and suddenly, I couldn't believe my eyes! There

was this crazy woman skiing backward, out-of-control, down the mountain,

with her bare bottom hanging out of her pants. I leaned over to get a

better look and fell out of the lift." ..

 

"So, how'd you break your arm?

 
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