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« Reply #60 on: March 17, 2010, 07:53:00 pm »

Deep in the back woods, of Letcher County Kentucky a hillbilly's
wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and
the doctor was called out to assist
in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed
the father-to-be a lantern and said, 'Here. You hold this high so I
can see what I am doing!'

 Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. 'Whoa there', said the
doctor, 'Don't be in such a rush to
put that lantern down I think there's another one coming.'

Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. 'Hold
that lantern up, don't set it down there's another one!' Said the
doctor.

Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby 'No, don't be in
a hurry to put down that lantern, it seems there's yet another one
coming!' cried the doctor.

The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the
doctor, . . .. . .

 'You reckon it might be the light that's attractin' 'em?'
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