Humor

A team of archaeologists were excavating in Israel when they came upon a
cave. Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols, in
the following order of appearance: A woman, a donkey, a shovel, a fish, and
a Star of David.

It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least
three thousand years old. The piece of stone was removed to the museum, and
archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols.

After months of discussions, they held a huge conference to discuss the
meaning of the markings. The President of the society pointed at the first
drawing and said, "This looks like a woman. We can judge that this race was
family oriented and held women in high esteem."

"You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol resembles a
donkey, so, they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil."

"The next drawing looks like a shovel of some sort, which means they had
tools to help them. Even further proof of their high intelligence is the
fish, which means that if a famine hit the earth and the crops didn't grow,
they would take to the sea for food. The last symbol appears to be the Star
of David which means they were obviously Hebrews."

The audience applauded enthusiastically. But in the back of the room a
little old man stood up. "Idiots!" he yelled. "Hebrew is read from right
to left... It says, Holy Mackerel, Dig the Ass On That Woman