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« Reply #15 on: December 03, 2009, 10:49:45 pm »

 Cup  of Tea..

One day my  mother was out and my dad was in charge of  me.
I was maybe 3 years  old,
and  someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a  gift.
It was one  of my favorite toys.

Daddy was in  the living room engrossed in the evening news  when I brought  him
a little  cup of 'tea', which was just  water.
After  several cups of tea and lots of praise for such  yummy tea, my Mom came home.
My Dad made her  sit quietly in another  room,
so mom  could watch me bring dad the cup of tea, because  I was so  cute.

Mom  waited, and sure enough, I came walking down the  hall with a cup of tea for  Daddy.
Mom  watches dad drink from the tea  cup.

Then she says, (as only a  mother would know... Smiley

'Did it ever occur to  you that the only place she can reach to get  water is the  toilet?

 
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