Message #148682

[Qoais]

A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid avisit to a lawyer

 The lawyer said, 'How can I help you?' The farmer said, 'I want to get one ofthem dayvorces.'      The lawyer said, 'Do you have any grounds?' The farmer said, 'Yes, I> got
 40 acres' The lawyer said, 'No, No, you don't understand, Do you have asuit?> The farmer said, 'Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays.' The
> lawyer said, 'No, no, I mean, do you have a case?' The farmer said, 'No, I> ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere. The lawyer said, 'No, I mean, do> you> have a grudge?' The farmer said, 'Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parksthe> John Deere'. The lawyer said, 'Does your wife beat you up or something?'
> The farmersaid, 'No, we both get up at 4:30.'     By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question
 ..The lawyer said, 'Is your wife a nagger?' The farmer said, 'No, she's a littlewhite gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce.'