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« on: September 06, 2008, 09:23:20 pm »

Q: How many creationists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two - one to actually change the bulb, and one to hold the old bulb and proclaim how it has to be designed and how obvious it is human body part X is analogous to it and couldn't have developed via evolution.

Q: How many evolutionary psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, but they will look at other people who change light bulbs and proclaim that men/women/whites/blacks/myopics are genetically ordained to do it.

Bill Clinton, George Bush and Dick Cheney die and are taken up to the Pearly Gates to be judged. They are each put standing in front of a door. Then a voice booms: "Bill Clinton, you have led a sinful life, and this will be your punishment throughout all eternity." Then Clinton's door opens, and a very ugly woman is standing there. She grabs Clinton by the arm and drags him off.

Next, the voice booms: "George Bush, you have led a sinful life, and this will be your punishment throughout all eternity." Then Bush's door opens, and a hideously ugly old crone comes out, gives an evil cackle, grabs Bush and drags him off.

Now Cheney is standing there alone, wondering what lies in store for him, when he notices a keyhole in the door. He looks through it and sees Britney Spears. Then the voice says, "Britney Spears, you have led a sinful life..."

Q: Who was born in a stable, performed miracles, and had millions of followers?

A: Seabiscuit.


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Q: What's the difference between a Jersey girl and the Titanic?

A: Only 1,500 men went down on the Titanic.


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