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Gerald R. Piggery
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August 27, 2008, 12:02:00 pm »
I heard good old Rush say that the pumas are a bunch of middle-aged women who have all had abortions and been through a couple of divorces. Well, they are all welcome to join the Republican Party and we'd sure like them to vote for Mr. John McCain, but I think we should all make one thing clear to all them:
The man is the one to wear the pants in the Republican Party.
We don't know how those Demos do things, but a Republican family is one of traditional family values. Yep, a man is the king of his castle in a household that votes Republican and it's the woman's job to
make him happy.
pumas, welcome aboard, we sure are glad to have ya.
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Bianca
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Gerald,
You must be the TWIN of:
1) Howard Dean - "The Republicans are the 'WHITEY PARTY" - a few days ago on NPR
AND/OR
2) Nancy (4-9% approval) Pelousey - "Barack is our gift from God at this time" - (last Sunday)
THANK GOD(DESS) there are alternatives, genius......
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Gerald R. Piggery
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August 27, 2008, 03:36:53 pm »
Bianca,
I only wish I were a twin, or that I could clone myself, that way there would be more of me to love! I am one big slab of 100% A grade Republican studmeat and I ooze so many manly hormones that women find me irresistible!
And there's plenty more like me in the Republican Party, too. We'll straighten you pumas out and turn you into your standard Republican women.
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Lars Worthington III
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Women like to be told what to do! They also like a man in uniform. You take an ex Navy pilot like John McCain with a fiery demeanor like John McCain and it is an unstoppable combination.
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Lars Worthington III
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This is an appeal to all you disillusioned Clinton supporters out there: don't vote for Barack Obama, vote for John McCain!
Here's why:
1. Women love a guy in uniform, well, John McCain has served, Obama has not!
2. John McCain will keep you safe. We Republicans know that women tend to get scared a lot easier than men do. Well, John McCain will keep you one heck of a lot safer than Barack Obama will!
3. John McCain likes women. He likes women so much he not only married one of your kind, but two! He has always had a woman in his life, and he has been damned good to them, too.
4. John McCain is lot less threatening than this Obama fellow is. He's a seasoned white male, and he will keep things just about the way that they are. We all know that Obama has promised to change things! As John McCain has said about these ideas, "that's not change we can believe in."
5. John McCain knows what's best for you. He should be looked on as a father figure that knows what's best for women. As I have already said, he has served in the military, is accustomed to being obeyed. You'll come to have a grudging respect for the way the man works as he decides what’s best for you.
There, I hope that I have given not only Clinton supporters, but every woman who reads this, ample reasons to choose Johnny Mac as your next Commander-in-Chief. He is one of a kind, and there is no one quite like him.
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Elmer Jessup
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By golly, I am getting a good feeling about this election and about this website, too! I never knew there were so many of you conservative types out here! It makes me glad.
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"I have not come to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance." - LUKE 5:32
"Watch and pray that you may not enter into temptation; the spirit indeed is willing, but the flesh is weak."- MATTHEW 26:41
Elmer Jessup
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This is a little something I came up with at my own website about a year ago, enjoy! I plan on trying to get it inserted into the Republican platform next week:
The Republican Project for Women
Friends, trace the roots of criminal behavior back to their source and you will darn near always find a bad family life, a single parent home, and a child born in a bad environment. Who is at fault for this? WOMEN!
Any idjit knows that it takes a two parent home for a child to be successful. Frequently, it is because so many of these women take up with deadbeat characters, breed illegitimate children, then the men leave them, making them single mothers.
The solution to this? The newly formed Republican Project for Women will assist women with greater planning of their lives. According to our plan, all women between the ages of 18 and 40 will register with their local Republican campaign office, we will then work closely with the clergy and a good Christian Republican male will be chosen for each of them. This will save women the burden of making such poor choices for them and they will each be assured of getting a good, God-fearing male cut from strong Republican cloth and their troubles, and, by extension, society's, will be over with.
Please call or write the President and inform him that you support the Republican Project for Women.
Elmer
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"Watch and pray that you may not enter into temptation; the spirit indeed is willing, but the flesh is weak."- MATTHEW 26:41
Bianca
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YOU OLD COOTS ARE SOOOOO G U L L I B L E....................
"LA DONNA E' MOBILE,
QUAL PIUMA AL VENTO......"
RIGOLETTO
By Giuseppe Verdi
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Mitch McBushen
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August 27, 2008, 08:41:39 pm »
Oh, boy! We are about to get some more women in the Republican Party, doesn't make any difference if they are old women or young women, just that we'll have boobies!!
I hope you gals all know that I am a distant cousin of George W. Bush and get my privileges in the Republican Party!!!
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Mitch McBushen
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pumas, welcome aboard, we sure are glad to have ya.
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I think that the Pumas like us cause they are so attracted to us, they like the fact that we ooze so much raw, undiluted manliness!
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Mitch McBushen
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YOU OLD COOTS ARE SOOOOO G U L L I B L E....................
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I think you meant irresistible, Toots!
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Volitzer
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All the while they go to the Bohemian Grove and ship in gay **** stars, make mock human sacrifices and worship their owl-god Molech.
Family values my @$$.
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Vernon Guilley
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Say, are any of you pumas supportive of polygamy? Cause I am hoping that if John chooses Mitt as his running mate, they might take some steps to make that legal again, like they do with them Mormons.
A man needs more than one wife on occasion, anyone will tell you that. Yessir, there are times when a second wife can come in handy.
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Bianca
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If the opposite is true and they advocate polyandry also, I might consider it.......
why not?
A woman needs more than one man on occasion, anyone will tell you that.
Yessir, there are times when more than one man can come in handy.
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Chester
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August 28, 2008, 07:31:44 pm »
Whoa now, listen there, little lady, that's no sort of way for a good God-fearing woman to behave! It's a man's nature to stray. In a Republican household, a woman is expected to mind her manners, do the cooking and cleaning and stand behind her man. It's indecent for a woman to do otherwise, and, like my good pal Gerald says, it just so happens that a man is king of his castle in a Republican household. It's unnatural for men and women to behave otherwise.
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