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Title: I'm Thinking About Being a Superhero
Post by: Mitt Romney on July 31, 2013, 09:12:03 pm
Say, watching all those swell Batman movies got me thinking that I could be a real life Bruce Wayne and Batman. Did everyone see that great big batcave Bruce has beneath his house. I could do that! I could build one even bigger, better! All I would need is some fancy tights, a cool code name and I would be in business! Do you think anyone would know its me if I called myself Mittman? Tag would be my Robin, of course! If George Zimmerman can get away with this kind of stuff, dang it, I can, too! We'd go around beating up and shooting anyone who didn't vote for me in the last election.  :)


Title: Re: I'm Thinking About Being a Superhero
Post by: Mitt Romney on October 19, 2013, 12:19:55 am
I'd like to let everyone in on my progress on becoming a superhero. First off, I designed an outfit. Here's a picture of me in it:
(http://act.mtv.com//wp-content/uploads/act/2012/06/RomneyAmerica.jpg)

Sure, it looks a bit like Captain America, but I've decided to call myself Mittman!  Tag will be dressed as my sidekick and be called Mitboy, of course. We've already paid some criminals to allow us to beat them up, and gosh darn it, that was invigorating, better than going to a gym!  Next, we plan to refurbish the parking garage into a "Mitt Cave," and come up with an arch nemesis. I'm thinking that Obama fella has already been enlisted to play that role.


Title: Re: I'm Thinking About Being a Superhero
Post by: Mitt Romney on October 19, 2013, 12:21:13 am
Wish us luck, America, Mitt and Tag are on the job.


Title: Re: I'm Thinking About Being a Superhero
Post by: Mitt Romney on April 16, 2014, 02:35:37 pm
I'd like everyone to know that Tag and I are making great strides fighting crime.In Florida, for example, we were able to shoot several people an no charges were ever filed because of the "stand your ground law." Now the two of us are funding an experiment that would give each of us superpowers.  Any suggestions as to which ones you would like to see the new and improved Mittman have?


Title: Re: I'm Thinking About Being a Superhero
Post by: Mitt Romney on April 16, 2014, 03:03:32 pm
By the way, here is me giving a few pointers to Iron Man, thought you might get a kick out of that..

(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS1zAi6zYdaO35zZ5kP5X8rcv6H9Q7512x7QxQFlMeEiI-POECr)


Title: Re: I'm Thinking About Being a Superhero
Post by: Mitt Romney on April 16, 2014, 03:05:13 pm
Here is me making a muscle, see how my biceps burst through my shirt!

(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcROziU4PQcankHJVV0oTh29NeuiRH6Vy0kllrwQf9mD63J4ydZU)


Title: Re: I'm Thinking About Being a Superhero
Post by: Mitt Romney on April 16, 2014, 03:07:56 pm
And here is my running mate, also now trying to get into the act:

(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSr0M1E1YPpJmw62aybZfzHzIfYvkrUjrjGrK38GSKJkVEqNmwS)