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Title: 4th Marriage‏
Post by: Volitzer on October 16, 2012, 11:00:47 am
4th Marriage‏

>>>>A woman who had been married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding.
>>>>>>"Of course, madam," replied the sales clerk, "exactly what type and color dress are you looking for?
>>>>>>The bride to be said, "A long frilly white dress with a veil."
>>>>>>The sales clerk hesitated a bit, then said, "Please don't take this the wrong way, but gowns of that nature are considered more appropriate for brides who are being married the first time - for those who are a bit more innocent, if you know what I mean? Perhaps ivory or sky blue would be nice?"

>>>>>>"Well," replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk's directness, "I can assure you that a white gown would be quite appropriate. Believe it or not, despite all my marriages, I remain as innocent as a first-time bride. You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding, he died as we were checking into our honey moon hotel. My second husband and I got into such a terrible fight in the limo on our way to our honeymoon hotel that we had that wedding annulled immediately and never spoke to each other again."
>>>>>>"What about your third husband?" asked the sales clerk.
>>>>>>"That one was a Democrat," said the woman, "and every night for four years, he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good it was going to be, but nothing ever happened."

Title: Re: 4th Marriage‏
Post by: Rebelitarian on October 20, 2012, 11:36:50 am

Title: Re: 4th Marriage‏
Post by: Jeanetta Clash on October 20, 2012, 07:46:33 pm
How retarded. Studies show that more people commit suicide under Republican administrations than Democratic ones. Did you like the two wars, the financial collapse, the eight million jobs lost under Bush as well ad the largest terrorist attack on American soil?  If so, hey, vote Romney and enjoy the new war he plans with Iran as well as the privitization of Social Security and turning Medicare into a voucher system.

Republicans = retards who hope the wealthy toss them a few crumbs!

Title: Re: 4th Marriage‏
Post by: Rebelitarian on October 27, 2012, 12:28:37 pm
WHat about the 4 other candidates running that don't take orders from Bilderberg ?

What's retarded is anyone casting a vote for either Democrat and Republican Party and thinking anything is going to get better.

Haven't we had a Republican and Democrat House and Senate for the past 12 years when things really got screwed up ?

Title: Re: 4th Marriage‏
Post by: Volitzer on October 28, 2012, 01:01:13 pm
They won't believe it until the wake up in the FEMA Camps one day.

Title: Re: 4th Marriage‏
Post by: Klansman on October 29, 2012, 04:32:42 am
I'm with you, Volitzer, that's why we all need to vote for Romney! He's white so none of that bad stuff will happen.